The Land of the Oobleck
"Three, two, one, BLAST OFF!" yelled the
N.A.S.A. team as the U.S. Secret Boy 194 took off
on its way to the moon. The crew consists of
George, the Captain, Bryan, and Jesse who are just
some other workers on the crew. There is also a
suprise person on the crew today named Henry.
"Sit down Henry!" yelled sassy Jesse, " You are
just a clumsy, old rich guy, who pays to go to the
"Shut up Jesse! Henry is a special man who
worked real hard to get up here. Now that he is
finally her, you have to come along and ruin it for
him." Explained mr. know it all George.
"Hey dudies. Is it dinner yet, yo?" stupidly
asked Bryan. Bryan is the dumb one of this
"Are you mentally retarded or something?" said
Jesse. "it is not even lunch yet dumbo!"
"Now, now you two, lets all just get along and
show Henry what a nice crew we are." said
"Yeah right." whispered Jesse in a way George
could not here him.
"Hambulala!" Bryan said, "He called you a yeah
"Bryan, can you get any dumber? You donÿt
call some one a yeah right. It is just a sarcstic
saying dumb dumd!" yelled Jesse.
"AAAAAGGHHHH!" screamed Henry. You could here
his scream from Earth. Next thing you know, Henry
stabbed himself all because of the fighting going
"Throw that sucker out the window!" yelled
"Shoots!" replied Bryan.
"I never knew I would say this but..." said
George, " lets kick him outta that door!"
They pushed and shoved big old Henry out to
float in space.
"That outta do it!" yelled Jesse.
"Is it dinner yet?" asked Bryan.
"For the last time!" yelled Jesse, "It is not
even lunch you knuckle head."
"Well can I eat Henry?" Bryan stupidly
"Sure!" Jesse sarcasticly said, "We will just
leave you behind.
"Okay guys. Just shut up because we are almost
to the moon." explained George. "WAIT A MINUTE!
THE MOON JUST VANISHED!"
"Huh?" the three of them said.
BAAAAMMMMMM! They all flew to the front of the
"We're getting sucked into that
thingamobobbers!" yelled Bryan.
"It's a black hole, idiot!" yelled Jesse back
There ship went crazy, and all of a sudden,
POOF! They were heading right for a mysterious
GOOOF! They landed on a mysterious planet in
some weird green goo.
"Lets check this out." said George. They wernt
out to see what they were on.
"We shall call this plantet Oobleck!" yelled
"I'm down wit dat!" yelled Bryan.
"For now, we have to fix out ship." George
happily said. They fixed the ship all day and
night. It took long until they finally
"Lets turn on the freezers to see what will
happen." said George. The oobleck turned hard and
so they put the United States flag in the
"How about we go and search for any new
discoveryies." said Jesse. As thay were
searching, they found land to stay on.
"Land!" cried Bryan, "Land, sweet land"
"This time, I get to name this land." said
Jesse, "I call it Nazaraki after my stree name in
Israel when I was only six years old.
"Nazaraki it is!" yelled George in a happy, yet
"Oh my bijeezers!" yelled Bryan, "It's
"Get in the ship!" yeled George.
"I'll call the U.S. military," said Jesse, "The
phone is ringing!"
"U.S. military!" said the operator back on
"Hi. This is Jesse. Do you remember the ship
that took of called the U.S. Secret Boy 194?" said
"Yes. Yes I do." said the operator, "Well it
is on planet Oobleck and not on the moon."
"You see, we got sucked into a black hole and
got stuck here." explained Jesse, "By the way,
there are aliens here."
"Oh really?" asked the operator. "I can sue
you for pranking us!"
"But... It is the truth!" yelled Jesse.
"Alright, alright." said the operator, "I'll
see what I can do." She hung up.
"VEEER! VEEER!" was what the three of them
"The U.S. military is here!" screamed George.
The jets dropped their tanks and set up all of the
"But how did you guys get here?" asked
The military said, "It's a long story. A
"Where are those aliens you reported?" asked
"Right over there." said George.
"ALRIGHT MEN!" screamed the General, "WE ARE
GOING TO WAR, SO GET READY!"
"Cool. War." said Bryan.
"LETS GO!" screamed the General.
"LEFT, LEFT, LEFT, RIGHT, LIGHT. screamed the
commander as he was sending the whole U.S. military
to go and march to the aliens on Nazaraki.
"BOOM! BAAM!" as the first sounds of the war
A month went by until the was ended and the U.S.
military was cheering for joy.
"We won! yelled the General, "No one even died
except for the aliens."
"General!" called George, "Why did we go to
"Because they burnt our flag and