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[Story] [Science]
City Slickahs, into Oobleck trainahs.
Chp:1 Expect thee Unexpected.
"Yo! Jackstah!" yelled Mo under a customer's
cadillac working on the engine.
"Eo! And, yo. Mo! Stop freaking calling me
Jackstah! Cuz, it gets so irritating. What like me
call you moo," Jack said while approaching the
cadillac that Mo was working on.
"O.K. I'm sorry. But can you turn on the
radio?"
"Oh shoot. What radio station do you want it
to."
"Um. What's the one with all those, old songs,
oldies, and songs from Elvis Presly?" Mo said as if
he was trying to remember a thought of when he was
a baby.
"58.9 The Songs of the time forgotten?" Mo
blankly said as if he were trying to answer a
question he didn't know. Then he climbed into the
car, and turned on the radio trying to tune it to
the right radio station.
"Yeah, man. That's the best damn radio station
on the face of this earth. It has all of the best
music. None of the music can make my ears swing to
them beats, baby. Hmmm, baby this ones for you.
Cause we're gonna take this nice and slow. Cause
baby, ain't there nothing as sweet you. Aww!!" in
tune and in harmonized Mo said as to the beat in
his head, then interrupted when his wrench fell on
top his head.
"Oh, here we go." Mo said as Jack tuned into the
radio station.
Baby! Baby! A one, two, ready and! The radio
filled the car shop with the music of Elvis Presly.
Mo under the car shaking his waist and singing with
a silent voice. Jack then got out of the car and
walked toward his room and saw mail on the floor.
Looking at the mail from a distance he couldn't see
what the last letter said. He bent down and picked
up the letters an read them to himself in a low
voice as he scanned the mail,
"Bill, bill, bill, bill, say what? Oh my gosh!"
Jack ran to the cadillac and called for Mo in a
loud voice. But mo said wait. He said it again but
Mo said wait. So Jack got honked the horn.
"Aww! O.K. What the hell do you want? Gosh,
don't need to kill my ear drums." said Mo as he
crawled out from beneath the cadillac. "What is
it?"
"Mo. NASA. Wants us." , Jack said bending over
to give Mo the letter.
"Shut up. Just cause I got you mad. Frick.
Doesn't mean you gotta make up some bull crap. Oh
yeah, why the hell would they want us. Yeah, us.
Us, city losers." Mo said trying to reassure Jack
that it wasn't for them. Mo stood up in quickly as
if he just got bit by a spider and grabbed the
letter away from Jack and read it,
"Dear Mokie L. Jeffery and Jack H. Mathers,
we have wrote this letter to inform you that
both of you have been chosen for a special space
mission. You have been chosen for a space mission
that both of you and seven other colleagues are
going to be the first human beings to land on the
planet "Oobleck." "Oobleck" is a planet that our
satellite "Dagget" has picked up and sent us
numerous pictures of. We were only to get a hold of
pictures that shows an ocean filled with an green
liquid which consumes half of the planet. We were
able to receive information that it has no
characteristics of acid. It hardens as due to
tension. The following information was figured out
on an account of we received a very little amount
of "Oobleck."
So the both of you and fellow crew members will
get astronaut training and go to "Oobleck." On your
way to "Oobleck" all of you will ready the
equipment to take samples and test "Oobleck." The
distance from here to "Oobleck"
85,669,845,321,362,254,863,115,452,157,843,651.5748698547532159
miles. But the journey to "Oobleck" will take an
estimated one week. We have figured out how to
travel with an abundant amount of speed. So please
be prepared. Report to NASA in Louisiana by 8:50
p.m. December 25. You leave December 26.
Sincerely the President of NASA,"
Jack and Mo froze still for thirty seconds with
there mouth open and drool dropping from Jack's
mouth landing on top of Mo's shoes.
"Hey what the. Oh frick! Stop drooling on my
foot! Hecks the problem with you!" Mo said as he
stood up and pushed Jack away from him. Jack closed
his mouth and wiped his mouth but kept drooling. He
took two steps back and looked at Mo with eyes as
big as if he just bungie jumped off Mt. Everest. He
started to bite his nails then he and yelled ahh!
He closed his eyes, he couldn't believe it. He was
chosen to go to NASA. He was practically going
crazy. He grabbed his bald head, and landed on his
knees on the ground crying. As he grabbed his bald
head, his arm's nerves were showing clearly, as
Jack tightened his muscles. Then out of the blue,
Mo couldn't believe, Jack the person who was the
toughest person in all California was crying like a
baby that just got a bottle taken away from. Mo
then said attempting to shape up Jack,
"Suck it up, man"
"Okay."
Jack said as he sucked up a strand of boogers
hanging from his nose. They couldn't believe it.
Them, city slickers where chosen to go look for a
new planet that hasn't even explored before. Heck
they didn't even know if they were going to get
killed. So Mo and Jack then started to pack there
things. Ready to go to NASA. Knowing not if they
would ever come back to the place the live.
Chapter:2 NASA Calls
December 24, 2025 8:00am
"You ready Jack?" Mo said as he looked Jack
which was holding all his bags filled with his
stuff. "Yeah man I'm, ready." Jack couldn't bare to
see Mo close the door to the car shop both of them
lived in. So he walked to the car just as if
someone he knew died. With his head down he opened
the passenger door of the Jaguar and sat in a blew
his nose loud enough to wake someone up. Mo closed
the door and walked toward the Jaguar with his bags
and opened the drivers door and sat down and closed
the door taking his time. Put his and Jack's bags
in the back seat and put the key in the ignition.
Then started the car, turned on the radio to 58.9,
pulled out of the driveway and they were on their
way to Louisiana.
On their way to Louisiana, Mo and Jack would
constantly change who would drive. Every time
someone got tired. The driver would pull on the
side and trade places. The journey took one day as
supposed. They arrived at NASA wondering what kind
of trouble they were get themselves into.
Chp:3 Training.
The Jaguar pulled up to the entrance gate with
barely any fuel to go for a mile. Jack as the
driver saw the policeman and said,
"Excuse me, sir."
"Yes," the policeman said in a low voice as he
turned around from watching his mini tv.
"How may I help you sir?" the policeman said as
he leaned over the bottom half of his gate
door.
"Uh yeah. Can you tell us where Oobleck trainees
report to?" Jack said as if he were a kindergartner
answering a teacher's question.
"Oh yes. We've been expecting you. Just drive
up, here this road. Then vaolla! Your there."
"Thank you very much sir." as Jack saluted the
police officer off.
"Your welcome, oh yes and sir.." The policeman
coming closer to Jack and whispering,
"Just to let you know. I'd suggest you to take
all your bags out of the car when you leave."
"Why's that?" as Jack pulled his ear closer to
the police officer as if receiving a kiss.
"Because when you leave your car, your car is
gonna go poof."
"O.K. Thank you very much." Jack in his mind
thinking the gate guard is crazy, he drives off
shaking his head.
"So Mo. What do you think is going to happen to
us? Cause to tell you the truth I'm like frickin
scared." Jack said as he parked his car in front of
the main building,
"Man. I don't know. To tell you the truth. I'm
like frickin scared too. So don't look to me when
you need help." Mo and Jack got out of the car and
got there bags out and started walking toward the
building.
"So what do you think the guard meant by our car
going poof?" Jack said scratching his head. BOOM!
Jack and Mo just instantly dropped and saw car
parts of their Jaguar flying everywhere. As they
turned around they saw an enormous fire blazing
with the smell of rubber burning. They both said
together in question,
"Say what?"
Mo then yelled loud enough to break glass,
"O.K.! Now what the frick just happened. Cause I
tell ya! That Jag is one of the best damn cars that
I have ever bought!"
Now Mo very mad he was practically grabbing Jack
by the neck strangling him.
"Tell me! Jack!"
Jack choking head butted Mo and started choking
him. With his nerves bulging out from his arm and
rose Mo into the air like The Undertaker ready for
the Choke Slam. Then replied in a calm voice at Mo,
as Mo choked in terrible pain,
"Mo. I don't know but get over it."
As Jack dropped Mo and pushed him back two feet.
Mo massaged his neck and looked at Jack. "Oh my
bad." He than ran up to Jack apologizing.
Mo and Jack entered the building walking to the
front desk and asked for the trainee center. But
before one word was spoken. The lady said like a
flight attendant
"Down the west hall. All the way to the dead
end. Then take one right."
Jack and Mo walked down the hall touching
everything in their possession. When they reached
the end. They looked around and stood for 15
seconds. Then right when Mo was going to talk. BAH!
BAH! BAH! The both of them hit the ground on their
stomach covered by their luggage screaming like
little girls Then out of wall popped a scientist
with a wrist watch and an assault rifle.
"Ha! I got you guys, and you guys looked like a
bunch of fifth grade wussies."
The scientist bent over laughter.
"You g-g-g-guys. Ju-ju-ju-just failed the first
part of training."
"Oh well. It wasn't mandatory."
Mo said as he and Jack arose from the ground
looking at the bullet holes in back of them.
"Oh, my bad."
The scientist, very plump and short. Dusting his
shoulders bent over and shook both their hands. He
couldn't realize why they were so scared.
"Why, my name is Pinky. I am from Russia, and
this is Sacks."
Pinky held his arms out to his left waiting for
something to happened. Waiting, waiting.
"Fetch! Sacks! Hurry up you dumb lamp
noodle."
Then out of nowhere appeared from the wall there
was a man on top of a hovering surfboard two feet
above the ground with the same wristwatch like
Pinky.
"Aloha buddahs. So how you guys doing. As da
sole say. My nick is Sacks and I like to hang
loose."
Sacks was a man that looked like a hobo that had
clothes mostly had puka's all over. He wore
slippers that by the heel part was mostly ground
away to make a hole. Then Mo said rudely,
"Say what. What do you mean you like to hang
loose."
"No. I like to hang loose like the way the
Hawaiians did um. Cruise. Not, frick! Why the hell
are you even talking like that?"
Sacks said trying to tell Mo what he meant.
"Ho. My bad."
Mo turned away scratching his head. Jack broke
the ice by saying,
"Hey yo man. So where are we supposed to meet.
Cause all around us is just walls. Well, except in
back of us."
Pinky looked at him then said, "Watch this."
Pinky brought out a penny and put his assault
rifle down. He threw the penny at the wall.
Believing the penny would just hit the wall. Jack
and Mo shrugged their shoulders and looked at each
other. But right when the penny hit the wall a
little hand no bigger then a mockingbird popped out
and grabbed the penny. Jack and Mo jumped back in
amazement. Then all of a sudden, immediately a wall
enclosed the four into a little room and shot
upwards. Jack and Mo just standing wondering what
just happened, looked at the hand with big eyes.
Then the room turned into a glass room, showing the
surrounding environment high in the sky. Jack and
Mo were then scared and looked down and shocked
jumped back, but was hit by the glass door which
made a sound as if it were going to crack.
Chp4: Training Center Arrival
The glass room flew through threw the clouds
with ease and still elevated high into the sky. Air
even at the high elevation was not thinning out.
More than 180,000 feet in the air, the glass room
headed for a ordinary cloud. But when the glass
room went into the cloud, it arrived on the other
side with a enormous "White House" like building on
a metal platform. But instead, the outside was
covered in a metallic blue with a NASA logo on top.
Arriving on top this metal platform high in the
sky, Jack and Mo was shocked and had their eyes
wide open as if they just won a million dollars.
They then landed on top this platform high in the
sky. The glass room opened with a glass wall
disappearing. But when this happened, Jack and Mo
started to breath heavily on account of the room
had no longer gave air. They both fell to the
ground trying to breath while Pinky and Sacks
looked at both of them and thought, "Weirdoes."
Pinky grabbed both of them and gave both a pill.
Receiving this pill they both tried to stand up,
trying hard they both managed to. They dropped the
pill into their mouth's and swallowed. Then in a
second both were fine breathing fine. Jack and Mo
looked at each other and gave each other the prop
handshake. Which is when you hit each others fist
together.
"So. We arrived at the training facility. In
half a day you leave." Pinky said as he kicked the
building door open.
"Wait! Hold up! And I mean hold up seriously
dude!" Mo yelled as he stopped in his tracks.
Making the others stop in their tracks too.
"What do you mean we're leaving tomorrow. Huh.
Cause we only got here. Please. So please, someone
tell me what the hell is, I mean, we are going to
do to learn all this crap in half a day. No less
than half a day. Huh." Mo very angry and
confused.
Pinky looking at Mo, shook his head and walked
closer to him. Then put his hand on Mo's shoulder
and said, "Sir. We have a program, that when you
use a helmet that transports all information of
training and your ship into your brain within
seconds. They did to me, Sacks. So don't
worry."
Mo in a question look said, "Oh."
Standing there, Pinky took his arm off Mo and
turned around started to walk with everybody
following him. Mo couldn't believe he made a fool
of himself. So he just followed the others.
Pinky walked into a room with two metal helmets
with a wire hanging out of the wall with black
leather seats, with arm rests. Pinky walked toward
the two seats, he then signaled Mo and Jack with
his fingers to come over. Mo and Jack walked over
and assumed that they should just sit down. First
they put down their bags and they they both sat
down, then not knowing the two metal helmets jumped
on top their heads. Pinky walked between the two
seats and pressed a button on the wall.
Then in a sudden charge, a electrical wave
overcame both of them making them tense immensely.
The charge took five seconds. Then after the five
seconds of charge, it stopped with no extra shocks.
Both cracked their necks making loud sounds
relieving themselves. They got up and looked around
clue less. Then both felt a tingle in their brain.
They then knew everything about the ship they were
riding, how to operate the ship from different
positions. Jack speaking said,
"How do we know all of this?"
"The program is called "The Matrix." It consists
of more than 784,658,125,453,369.154 molecules that
tell about information about our mission. So in
you, are all those molecules transporting into your
brain. So as you city slickers say, Cool. So on our
way to our ship."
Pinky released Jack and Mo and they both got up
and picked up their bags on their way to their
ship. They both walked to the ship as they walked
down a hallway that empty with windows on the right
side of them showing the bay and their ship which
looked like a shark with a lot of graffiti and very
old. As they reached the end of the hallway, their
on the floor was a yellow flat circular platform.
All stopped at once observing it. Sacks got off his
hovering surfboard and pressed a button on top his
shorts which made the surfboard disappear in mid
air. He then walked on top the flat platform and
motioned the others to come onto the platform. When
all of them stepped on top the platform. Sacks then
said,
"Beam us up, sole. Launch bay."
Then Jack and Mo felt a tingle inside which made
them close their eyes and Pinky and Sacks. When
they opened their eyes they were in the launch bay
which meant they were on a little platform in the
air hovering downwards to where the platform would
land. When they landed, stairs appeared on the side
which walk down on top a level the only level
floating in mid air that had a sidewalk that
outlined a rectangle with a little building on the
east side. They saw the ship with stairs leading
into the shark's eye which was the cockpit. They
then walked into the ship. Mo looked back and saw
the first floating building maybe 10 miles away
from where they were. He turned around and saw
himself inside the cockpit of the ship with two
other men named "Buzz" and "Lion." They welcomed
themselves to Buzz and Lion. As so did they to Mo
and Jack. After the welcoming Jack and Mo had a
moment were they immediately knew what to do. They
packed everything in the right place. The two now
knew were everything was. Also what they were going
to do on top their trip. So after they got their
things packed into their rooms all met outside in
the building.
Chp5: Preparation
That night, they had a feast, that let them
enjoy their time before they left. All were having
a fun time, drinking, and eating. They would
reminisce about their kid days and what they would
do if they were to die on Oobleck. This lasted till
9:30p.m. which lasted with all going back lazy and
tired ready to sleep.
Chp6:Takeoff
"Let's go!"
Buzz was a muscular man so he shook both Jack
and Mo easily with both hands. He got both to wake
up. He then said it was time to leave. So all got
ready, and got into their different positions. Then
the entire screen showed a man who was supposedly
the "The Spotter." checked off stuff of what they
needed.
Chp7:One week being.
After liftoff, the crew readied everything for
when the land at Oobleck. The ship still going
through the atmosphere, the inside of the ship was
vibration free allowing the crew to move about
normally. When they left the atmosphere, the crew
already had everything ready to go. So they then
started to hang out as if they weren't even going
to Oobleck. One day passed and the crew decided to
sleep it in. They then set the ship for the course
of Oobleck. So the crew on the second day entered
the sleep pillar which is below the cockpit.
Entered into their personal chamber and set the
timer for four days. So all got into their chamber
and set the timer and activated it making sleeping
gas engulf the chamber forcing the crew to
sleep.
Chp8: Lucy, we're there!
"Get up you lazy trainee!" as Mo saw Lion
yelling and pounding on the
glass cover of the chamber, Mo seeing Lion's arm
with bulging nerves. Mo pushed the door open with
great force almost hitting LIon and walked up to
the cockpit to see Oobleck. Mo dropped his jaw and
jumped immediately heating his head on the ceiling.
He then dropped and started rubbing his head. Jack
arrived in back of Mo and looked out of the cockpit
window seeing the green planet only with land as
big as Australia. He then got into his seat which
took care of landing. Then the rest of the crew was
in their seats ready. The ship was ready to land,
all sweating like hell practically flooding the
cockpit. The ship entered the atmosphere, then is a
sudden rush the whole ship was engulfed by heat
causing the ship to have parts, fly off the ship
which made the crew worried. The whole ship shook
as if it was shaken by a earthquake. Mo scared like
a little kid in a haunted house, peed in his pants
filling the cockpit with the smell of urine.
The cockpit windows was not able to be seen
through on account of the atmosphere full of heat
covered the ship with a flame coat. The crew shook
abruptly with the crew only a seat belt holding
them from danger of breaking their skull to
ceiling. The whole crew couldn't handle it, they
all were having trouble staying in one place. Then
in relief, the ship than shot forward with great
force leaving an air pocket in the atmosphere as
they exited the atmosphere free of heat and
pressure. Mo then said regularly as if they did not
enter the atmosphere or he peed in his pants,
"Hey yo! What about the wooden platform! Don't
you think it burnt out or became fuel for the
atmosphere? Huh?"
"No Mo! It's perfectly fine, just as if it
didn't go threw the atmosphere. See the platform
had a polyphonic clumeria transparent foam" Lion
answered in front of them normally.
"Oh and by the way, man, I smell piss in dis
ship. Is it you Mo?"
"Of course of not! Um, um, um, okay it was me!
But don't tell my earth buddies" Mo scratched his
head and replied to Lion.
"Oh well, we're here my fellow astros."
The ship than entered into a green cloud moving
slow. When they then emerged out of the cloud they
were 10,000 feet high above of the green substance
ocean. The ship then transformed from a vertical
form to a horizontal shape. They ship lowered
quickly forcing the crew's arms to fly up toward
the ceiling. The crew looked around seeing the
green ocean and mountains which possessed the
properties of: blood, the ocean, and mud. They ship
stopped in mid air, allowing the camera laser
controlled by Jack shot a beam towards the Oobleck
hardening the Oobleck giving it a texture of mosaic
tiles. The ship then landed first dropping the
wooden platform. This resulted in shaking the ship
cracking the cockpit glass. Pinky then landed the
ship directly on top of the wooden platform which
made the whole ship shake almost bursting the
cockpit glass. When completely landed the crew took
off their seat belts and got up and off their feet
and shouted with loud voices. Mo jumped up showing
an enormous wet spot that the rest of the crew
spotted immediately. They then jumped back away
from Mo and told him to change his pants. Mo walked
away leaving the smell of urine in the air. When Mo
returned, the crew announced that they would allow
Sacks to collect the samples. He would go out on
his hover board and collect the samples and return
to earth. Mo in his mind thinking how easy could
this get. So they then walked out of the ship and
then they were able to breath easily. But then with
no thought they rushed down to see who would be the
first to step onto Oobleck. Mo attempted to jump
but was caught in mid air by Sacks who caught him
by the leg and held Mo out over the stairs easily
with no pain to his arm. Sacks then said
plainly,
"Grow up."
Walking down the stairs with Mo hanging upside
down mumbling, was dropped and landed on his head
on top of the platform. He then jumped up with no
thought of pain then yelled that he was the first
person on Oobleck. The others didn't mind but Sacks
then put his palm to his forehead in
disappointment. The whole crew then arrived on the
platform, had a brief conference about what Sacks
was going to do. They all agreed that Sacks would
go out to land on his hover board and collect
information about this planet, then gather a gallon
of Oobleck out by the shore, while the ship would
be sucking as much Oobleck into their ship. When
Sacks returned, they would return to Earth A.S.A.P.
So Sacks then left on his hover board to return in
five hours. The crew waved by as Sacks left. Sacks
on his hover board, with a jug able to hold a
gallon of Oobleck headed for the shore. He arrived
at the shore within 10 minutes. From the distance,
he soon recognized the blood textured mountains.
The land with craters and canyons. While riding
through the canyons that were constructed of water,
something out of the blue. BAH!
"What the hell?" Sacks said as a laser beam came
through the water targeting him. He sped up jumping
off a cliff. While in the air, Sacks then saw a
enormous city with muscular, human resembling blue
aliens walking in and out of buildings that were
constructed to resemble temples. Sacks never seen a
thing, and landed on yellow dry mud paved road and
road his hover board with fright as aliens chased
him yelling an unknown language. Shooting at him he
road, all the way to the other side of the city. He
then gathered a cluster of angry aliens shooting
and threatening his life. Then aliens on rock hover
motorcycles chased him catching up by the second.
Sacks passed a temple full of praising aliens,
seeing the aliens in back of him, he then risked
his life and stopped instantly forcing the aliens
to pass him.
He found a road that lead back up to the ocean,
he then took this road with no aliens on his tail.
He hurried back to the ship as his life was in
danger. Passing through the canyons he was then
jumped by an alien no bigger than basketball which
slammed Sacks into the canyon wall. Sacks hit the
wall causing a big yellow cloud. When Sacks stopped
rolling, he saw his hover board still riding on,
then exploded as an alien shot at it.
The alien that jumped Sacks, then slapped Sacks
in the face. Sacks bleeding from head to toe,
pushed the alien off him and ran for the alien
which had tumbled away. He tackled the alien and
started to angrily attack the alien. Beating on
this little alien, the alien started to bleed
rainbow colors. Sacks angry pulled his arm back to
his head and pounded his fist into the aliens head
which resulted into the aliens breaking open and
sharing blood all over. Sacks then stood up covered
in rainbow colored blood, also with his own blood,
started to walk toward the ocean. When he finally
reached the ocean, he bent down to relax.
Schlllligh! An alien stabbed Sacks in the neck with
a gun with a long laser on the tip. Turned Sacks
around and held him in the air with his gun, and
looked at Sacks independently by himself and talked
a language that Sacks couldn't understand. Sacks
looked at the alien an said with the last energy
left in him,
"Go to He, he, he, basta.."
The alien angered his face and pulled the
trigger. BOOM! Sacks' headless dead body flew
through air leaving blood where he flew.
The crew was on the platform, witnessing a flash
by the shore was then scared. BAH! Sacks' body hit
the cockpit window and cracked the window open then
landed in the Oobleck right in front of the crew
splashing the crew with blood and Oobleck. The crew
jumped back and rushed to the cockpit. All of them
witnessing this cried on their way toward their
seats. Jack saw Mo and said,
"We'll die together."
Mo agreed and got seriously, and yelled to
Pinky,
"You ready!"
Pinky yelled back as he saw the glass broken by
Sacks dead body,
"Yeah! For Sacks! Going up."
The whole ship started to elevate higher but
forgetting to release the platform, the Oobleck
held back the ship. Pinky looked out the cockpit's
main window in front of them, and saw the muscular,
blue aliens in war uniforms on a gigantic platform
with rocket launchers aiming for their ship. The
ships' crew then ready to die anytime, able to be
seen on account of all of them crying for Sacks
yelled together,
"For Sacks!"
The whole ship turned around toward the aliens.
They then released their "Suicide Bomb" ready to
die. After releasing the missile, they flew into
the aliens blowing up the planet into pieces.
Chp9:The End.
Back at NASA, they received a picture of the
ship blowing up. Then a man named "Buzz" received
on top his computer,
"Eezzerth ieezis;neezoweezee ezzoueezreez
teezareezgeezeet. " Buzz couldn't translate, so he
converted it and the translations was
"Earth is now our next target. You will be
next."
The End 
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